Cover art by: Javott
I'M BATMAN! This is my journal. I'M CHRISTINE BALE! BAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAN!
Today I saw Spencer. And I ate a burger and watched a Fallout Tale. I found a Daedric sword in a piece of cheese on the road where Sue Acachalla lived.
I was in the Batcave and found an old note in my backpack. It read "E098W0RUOWEKJFKSHDFIOSUEHY9FUWSYFHDFISKHD ISEHRWIODSIDFJKSIFJSKDJOKSJOKDJSF! A Portal 2 fanfiction, by Bruce Wayne. Chell pooped the end." I remembered that it was a best seller. The price on eBay was 30-9-43029-4095-32049-3049 zillion Acachalla dollars.
Nightwing jumped onto a cheeseburger and ate it last Taco Tuesday.